My Life:

Hi today am going to start writing many good, bad,normal, abnormal, para normal, embarrasing and anything worth writing and remembering sometime later.


- Lets see, hmm where should i start from??how about my birthday onwards. Ya thats it.

I was born at a hospital in Pandalam, Kerala. That day there were 42 births in the hospital; me being the only boy that day. I was a cesarean. After my birth ; mummy will say now, i was not crying (Which is bad because a normal kid should be crying!!); so SLAP!! slapped the doctor on my baby bottom and waaaaaaannnnnn.. i started crying confirming that i was a very normal guy but just needed some motivation ;-).

Mummy saw that it was a Baby boy and papa taking me in his arms scanned through me to see any visible birth marks. And there it was below my armpit a light brown mark (now my official identification mark). As my papa was awake the whole night when mummy was undergoing the operation, he went to freshen himself up.While my mummy was shifted to a room from OT. When she gained her consciousness and took the baby, to look at me, she had a shock of her life .... it was a Girl!! She screamed at the top of her voice getting everybodies attention. Papa had just arrived by then; and got to know what had happened. With his naval (He was in navy back then) presence of mind ran and closed the gate of the hospital. That time they saw, me being taken inside a taxi by a family who tooo were there in the hospital for their child's birth. She was assisted by a nurse who was supposed to get me bathed. Papa went Slapped a powerful slap with all the anguish he had. I can just imagine!! my god wat a slap that would have been. She must still be having the mark i guess.(But no thats not possible. Because she is not alive now, she was pushed into a well by her son- quite a unbelievable story Right!!). So thats how my Swapping was prevented. Later on they got to know that the family was expecting a boy but they again had a girl, so couldnt take it anymore and went on for such a drastic step, and after swapping they were planning to go to Bombay that very moment in the taxi. So had it not been that moment i may have been in a totally different world and surrounding. Well, whenever I tell this story, it generally ends with comments from everybody that i would have been somewhere in Bombay; but for a second it sends shivers through my spine-"what if I was really swapped??"

Flirting..... How bad(/GOOD) is it??

Gimme one person who hasn't flirted when an opportunity was there... Well The Einstein used to flirt and used to tell the same to his stepdaughter and 2nd wife...

So we conclude that all of us have a flirt instinct in us....

To be more clear i too flirt on every opportunity that i got.. nothing less. But i never had any intensions of going overboard. OVERBOARD!!! Hmm.. now who decided what is overboard. This is decided by U. That is if u are starting off with bottom line plan of taking the other person to bed then thats how it should be. Similarly if u plan for just a healthy flirt then keep in mind one thingif u are not serious about it and gradually see that the other person is falling for you then its time you stop playing along anymore; its time you tell that "I was just joking all along, and am not interested for anything long term".

But to talk of about flirting, i think its good to braek the ice in a crowd full of strangers specially one of the other sex.

So you decide how u do it.. But DO IT...

:-)

We.... The Animals...

Today was a day that consisted of many important news and articles to talk abt, but one partcular news caught my eye (actually made me close my eyes). This particular news consisted of a snippet of a leopard coming into the city limits consisting of the CONCRETE JUNGLES. Man it was running here and there like anything. The forest officer were intimated about the cat in the town. There trials to tranquilize the animal turned in vain (Because of lack of any proper training, of course!!!). And the result people killing the cat with wooden poles n kicks.. man it was so cruel..

Another instance showed a leopard in kashmir, being mashed to juices using big rocks. If u are a little bit of a humane, u couldnt tolerate it.

What is more horrible is that not even one person could take the time to think that it was an animal which happen to land into the wrong place (OR, Hey!! is it that we landed into is place ;THE JUNGLE, for our residential complexes), and killed it in a inhumane & animal like way. With leopard being endangered animals list, it was a responsibility of all (residents, the forest personels) to see to that the animal made it to its natural habitat. But no that was not to happen...

Who was the avtual ANIMAL here, the leopard whoes natural habitat has been encroached for our betterment or we the two leeged intelligent being who cant think with what we have the best - a highly functional BRAINS.

Big Brother / Big Bullies

Lately who has seen the news about Shilpa shetty .. Even if u havent; u will be knowing some way or the other in paper or in net portals that shilpa shetty has been having problems from her roommates in the Hit British reality TV show called BIG BROTHER. Shilpa was having behind the back imitation of her indian Accent and remarks with regards to her name. Her name was so diificult to pronounce it seems; that she was being called "the indian" than her name. it seemed to be racist remarks for an "INDIAN".

This is not just a part of the reality TV. Indians receiving this kind of treatment in western countries is not new. The Big brother brings into broad daylight wat exists in there and everywhere. Indians; how big a scholar they may be, always will be looked upon as the no gooders..

Are we so bad??


Well time to think about it :)